Kick Ass Chicks 69: Brazilians!, 144 min

In the never ending search for exotic thrills, sometimes it becomes necessary to take matters in hand and stray far from home when home doesn't provide them any more. Sure, the air- fares might be a bit cheaper, but the airlines will nickel and dime you to death on common amenities. Believe us, you're better off sitting in front of your TV with this movie. So put on a straw hat, close your eyes, imagine some big-assed girls who can't speak English and a couple of street urchins in Rio rolling you for your bankroll. It'll be just like you were there. And cheaper.