Kick Ass Chicks 60: Filipinas, 164 min

If it weren't for all the Filipina chicks, you wouldn't have anyone making those funky banana boat hats for carnival and county fair prizes. We're kidding, of course. We love these babes, their fiery attitudes in the hammock, the way they smell like cocoa butter on a humid afternoon. The sarongs and their ability to add and subtract with an abacus. Wait, those are other nationalities. You see? It's so confusing. So, just sit back, relax with a hand towel and watch Michelle Maylene and her friends do some nasty island stuff. They'll show you things we're obviously too dumb to appreciate.