Horsedicks 5, 117 min

Young, Hard, and Extra-Long Manmeat The trouble with having a really big cock is keeping the darned thing under control. 10-incher Desmond proves this fact during the first few moments of Horsedicks 5 from L.A. Heat Video. The handsome blonde twink's flimsy shorts are no match for the massive wang they try to conceal. It's a losing deal. Desi's dong hangs far below the edge of his shorts. No problem for this 20-year old cutie. Perched on a breezy, fog-streaked seaside hilltop with the sound of waves against the shore, Desi displays a natural exhibitionistic streak. Director Gary "Chris" McKay, who endlessly wanders Southern California with a video-cam, encounters the young man fondling himself while lounging on the grass. After a brief conversation, Desmond realizes that it's nearly time to shower & get ready for school. Clever McKay scores an invite to watch the twink bathe. Drenched in soapy bubbles, the youth's thick tool is dramatically revealed. He lathers, slaps & strokes the big tube. Fully excited; Desmond steps from the tub to masturbate. His meat is so massive that two clenched fists cannot fully enclose it. The camera moves to capture every angle. When Desi's rod swells to cum it's hard to believe how huge his cock really is. This scene seems to lacking something: a music bed. Compare the explicit portions of this scene with the similar portions of Scene 2, beginning at 33:02. The difference is quite apparent. Adding music would add a welcome additional element to the scene. The dialogue could be retained, if desired, by lowering the music level when the actor & director speak. Swarthy Latin Angelo is next to be discovered in a city park. It seems the weather's too warm for a bulky sweater. Off it comes. Smooth caramel skin greets the eye. The warmth's got Angelo feeling horny, and he begins to grope his crotch. The park plaza is a little too public for what Angelo's got in mind. The well-built caballero sneaks off to a secluded grove to haul out his foreskinned phallus. Shaved totally hairless, he beats his massive meat and tempts the camera to play along. Viewers are treated to long lingering looks at young buck's body before the boner balloons to blast a hefty volley of jugo de la bola. Troy, a blond from Boise, is director McKay's next quarry. The 21-year old is fresh to California and eager to show off his eight inches on film for the very first time. A luxurious poolside patio provides the sun-dappled setting for this solo session. Troy likes to go at it unhurried. Enticingly, the swim trunks are pulled aside; unveiling a mammoth dick. He teases his cock knob by slowly peeling the foreskin up & back. One-handed, Troy's tool is too titanic to tackle. Both hands are needed fully kneed the long & uncut schlong. This young performer has found nirvana in California; jerking-off outdoors clearly makes him happy. As Troy approaches climax, he groans & cry. The cumshot filled from beneath has long ropes of jizz practically bathing the camera lens. "If you've got it flaunt it," is a good maxim to live by when you're hung like the guys in Horsedicks. Mickey takes the saying to heart by peeling down to the barest off clingy shorts for his walk to swim practice. The redhead knows plenty more than just swimming strokes. Following a quick rinse after a workout in the pool, Mickey steals off to a vacant restroom to give his cock the exercise it's been demanding. The athlete uses lots of spit to lubricate his handsome joint. A cock-slap, some ball-twisting & asshole fingering really get the swimmer's juices flowing. After a dreamy stroke, Mickey spurts a yummy load of sperm onto his hand...and then carefully gobbles every gooey gob. When ultra-blond Markie strides onto the pool deck massaging the mound in his swim trunks, it's pretty obvious what he's thinking about. Not a moment goes by when he's not teasing his pecker. The pool gets Markie all fired up. But, he can't get the job done in the water. So, he too finds a secluded restroom where the real action can begin. The towhead twink fondles, slaps & manipulates his big boner there in the bathroom. After long session of solo satisfaction, the lanky lad fires a frothy fusillade into the palm of his hand. This luscious lotion mustn't be . Like some bizarre moisturizer, Markie delightedly smears the cum all over his pretty face. There are loads of swimmers starring in Horsedicks 5. 8-inched Steve dives in for a midnight plunge in the picture's final sequence. Like his fellow performers, the lithe brunette finds a lavatory for a little self-loving? What is this? Steve discovers a leather jacket's been left behind in the loo. Wait. There's more. Someone's discarded a slave collar & leash. Lastly, he finds a cock & ball harness. The randy kid simply can't resist the temptation and tries them all on. A touch of leather is just what the razored twink needs to spark some solo fantasy play. It seems pretty boy Steve has desired some submission. The bondage gear brings his shaft to full attention. All the fetish-ware has the young hunk hot. He can barely contain the urge to spooge; and soon oozes warm wads of goo. Like each installment of the series, Horsedicks 5 serves young & delicious cocks in truly equine proportions. When your erotic recipe calls for lots of really, really big meat, L.A. Heat delivers every time!