Give Me Wood, 91 min

If you go down to the woods today, as the song says, you're sure of a big surprise. In this particular instance, however, it ain't so much a teddy bear's picnic that you'll encounter as a spunk-crazed collection of the hottest, horniest twinks ever assembled. Titus Snow leads the fray, aided and abetted by fellow cock-whore, Lucas Drake; plus a whole host of new boys who are only too willing and eager to get back to nature. By that, of course, we mean they get their arse-holes stretched and their faces doused with streams of sweet spunk and rivers of hot piss. In short, a total and utter filth-fest that you'll just love.