Monster Cock Island 2, 76 min

Let's face it guys, just one trip to Monster Cock Island was never, ever gonna be enough - especially for our horny fans. But don't despair. Always eager and willing to please, we've sent a fresh batch of white meat (Mike James and David Hanson included) to the isle of a thousand horse-hung dreams. The result, of course, is a foregone conclusion even before the plane touches down - let's face it, the likes of Devon LeBron and Lloyd Goldwin just don't disappoint. But with ass after ass getting the stretching of their lives, who the fuck's complaining?