The ASS-ignment, 92 min

In THE ASS-IGNMENT, horny workers at a furniture manufacturer take unscheduled sex breaks causing a huge backlog of orders, but a happy workforce! First Petr Zahradnicek inserts his peg into Kamil Malosek's groove instead of finishing a headboard. Then customer Jaroslav Veselsky tops Petr Vokaty in the boat Petr was supposed to finish building for him yesterday. Next, Martin Maly drives to Miroslav Kruzik's home to repair a leaky window, but fixes Miroslav's creaky back door instead (if you know what we mean)! And finally, Rostislav Fiala tops Pavel Proskovsky for being on time...for sex! "The Ass-ignment" takes place in a real live furniture factory. Okay, it concerns a bunch of hapless wood workers who can't even measure (wood, the tree kind), but boy do they know their way around sex.